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Hi, I'm Emily. This is a collection of things that give me joy or meaning. Enjoy! (Also I have been touched by Pete Wentz 6/28/14)


beefycurtains:

scatmancrothers:

my 2nd birthday party was a literal nightmare
that’s supposed to be big bird

beefycurtains:

scatmancrothers:

my 2nd birthday party was a literal nightmare

that’s supposed to be big bird

(via fibonacci-cquinns-deactivated20)

— 20 hours ago with 136306 notes
#lmao 

castielsgayagenda:

unejeuneidiote:

unclefather:

thinkintrixxter:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM

YOU GO , GIRL.

'not that you're the genius'

questioning her intelligence when he has that hair cut in 2014

BAAAAAAAM, for fuck’s sake!!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MAYIM BIALIK. 

FOR YEARS AS A KID AND TEEN, SHE BALANCED SCHOOL AND ACTING, NEVER ONCE LETTING HER GRADES DROP OR HER CAREER SUFFER. 

SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, AND WAS ACCEPTED TO HARVARD AND YALE BUT CHOSE TO GO TO UCLA BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO STAY CLOSE TO HER FAMILY. 

SHE EARNED A BACHELORS IN NEUROSCIENCE, HEBREW STUDIES, AND JEWISH STUDIES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

SHE THEN WENT ON TO GET HER DOCTORATE AND A Ph.D. IN NEUROSCIENCE, WHILE BALANCING AN ACTING CAREER AND MOTHERHOOD.

SHE HAS BEEN THE BUTT OF SO MANY FASHION JOKES AND ANTI-SEMETIC JOKES IN HOLLYWOOD. WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER AS AMY, THEY RIDICULED HER ONLINE. 

BUT SHE STUCK WITH IT. BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON AND IS HAVING NONE OF THIS “WOMEN CAN’T BE SUCCESSFUL AND SMART BULLSHIT. 

SHE IS ALSO A NOW-SINGLE MOM OF TWO BOYS. AND STILL KEEPS HER CAREERS (YES THAT’S FUCKING PLURAL) ACTIVE.

BUT YET, PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK HER STUPID FUCKING SEXIST QUESTIONS THAT THEY WOULD NEVER GIVE, SAY, JIM PARSONS OR JOHNNY GALECKI. 

MAYIM BIALIK IS A FUCKING ICON. 

(Source: scavengervortex, via fibonacci-cquinns-deactivated20)

— 1 day ago with 618793 notes
#mayim bialik  #women  #sexism  #science  #the big bang theory  #damn 

mikasa-blackerman:

eren—sassy—titan—booty:

tylersthings:

gentle-payne:

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IM IN A HOTEL ROOM AND STARTED PLAYING THIS QUITE LOUD BECAUSE I WAS ALONE FOR ONCE AND WAS LIKE FUCK YEAH I DO WHAT I WANT AND IT GOT TO THE PART OF GET IN ME YOU SAUCY BASTARDS AND SOMEONE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND IT WAS THE TURN DOWN SERVICE SO I PUT IT ON MUTE BUT WHILE SHE WAS MAKING THE BED AND SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT UNMUTE AND IT WAS AT THE PART WHERE HES MOANING AND SAYS GET IN ME YOU SAUCY BASTARDS AND SHE GAVE ME THE MOST HORRIFIED LOOK AND LEFT I THINK SHE THINKS I WAS WATCHING PORN BUT NO IT WAS JUST AN AUDIO OF A DEER ORGASMING OVER LEAVES 

Fucking incredible story of how my voice spooked some poor woman.

Thank you. 10/10

TREEACHU I CHOOSE YOU

(via fibonacci-cquinns-deactivated20)

— 1 day ago with 257224 notes
#deer  #lmao 
fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fibonacci-cquinns-deactivated20)

— 2 days ago with 727465 notes
#snl  #abortion  #pregnancy 
callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

image

image

the parent trap: modern au

(via grandgustin)

— 3 days ago with 422944 notes
#doppelganger  #wow 

kitsunelenali:

dorkintheflask:

creativedany:

tardisbro:

iamnotover:

hungoverandhard-up:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

This is exactly what I needed today

This is from Fruits Basket (the anime) isn’t it , I knew it sounded familiar

I am so glad someone finally said it

Wasn’t it comparing people to rice balls in the original, though? And Tohru was talking about how everyone had a plum in their back?

(Source: dutchster, via fibonacci-cquinns-deactivated20)

— 3 days ago with 705281 notes
#comic  #fruits basket  #anime  #pick me ups  #inspirational  #favorite 

thefarmerboi:

joha-yo:

slaying-hoes:

firsting:

I SWEAR TO GOD IT’S 20 MINUTES AND YOU WILL BE LAUGHING YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF FOR 20 MINUTES

I CANT BREATHE

"GIRL ITS FUCKING PINK"

I AM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGG

(via justlearningasigo)

— 4 days ago with 21391 notes
#lmao  #youtube  #william's beatdown  #favorite  #sass 
shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*

(Source: manicgay, via fibonacci-cquinns-deactivated20)

— 4 days ago with 933278 notes
#dogs  #rabbits